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0.04 — 1. 04

«Try our Unbreakable DISHES!»

— Why did you break that dish?

— I am sorry but it said, «Try our unbreakable dish». I… I just picked them up and I just tap…

— You did it again!

— Well, for heaven’s  sake, why is it said «Unbreakable» when are breakable?!

— Those are unbreakable! These are imported China.

— Breakable?

— You should know.

— These are the unbreakable?

— Guaranty.

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— Madam, there are fifty nine different departments in this store. Why did you have to  come to this one? Never mind. Now… Now what just kind of dishes do you want?

— I don’t want any dishes.

— You don’t want dishes…

— No , I came in here to buy a refrigerator.

— The refrigerator! They are over there!

— Oh, thank you!

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1.42 — 2.39

— Don’t touch that!

— Why not?

— Because you are liable to break. If you are interested in this model I will demonstrate it for you.

— Thank you.

—  Now, this is the freezer unit with the automatic ice maker.

— Mm-hm.

-. Yeah, there are vegetable crisper, latest design, So this is a meat freshner, shelves slide in and out, easily. It has a five-year guarantee and it comes at the amazingly low sale price of only 299,99.

— Two ninety-nine, ninety-nine?

—  Yes, is Madam interested in making a purchase?

—  Well, Madam is, but the Madam`s budget isn`t. I have to think it over. May I have your card in case I decide on anything?

—  Very well.

— Thank you.

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2.42 —

—  Hi!

— Oh, did you get your squeezer?

— Yes, did you find a refrigerator you like?

— Yes, that one I like, but it`s two ninety-nine, ninety-nine.

—  Oh, that`s a lot of money but isn`t that beautiful?

— Yes, and it`s got all the newest gadgets. Look!

— I knew it, I knew it, I knew it!!!!

— Oh, I`m…I`m terribly sorry, Mister…err.

— Give me back my card!I don`t want you to even know my name!

—  I`ve got to know your name in case I decide to buy a refrigerator, I will know who to ask for.

—  Good, good, good.Please, Madam, just don`t buy a refrigerator.

— Why?

— Eat warm food!

— I…

— Go to another department! Go! Please, go, go, go!

— He is so emotional! No wonder they are having a sale, everything is broken!